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yea i've been watching a lot of titus
"we (men) cannot stand how emotional you (women) are. and i don't mean that time of the month emotional, i mean all month every month from the beginning of time. from the time the first amphibian crawled from the primordial ooze onto dry land, and he didn't crawl out of the pond because he wanted to evolve, he just didn't know what the fuck she was talking about under water. he was like, 'you know what i'm just gonna go upstairs and grow some lungs and some arms because frankly i can't figure this out right now and it's a lot easier to become another species than talk to you.' cause that's what it is. you guys are the most illogical species i've ever met in my life. cause i'm a man, men are simple - a, b, c, d. every woman i've ever met: a, b, f, paranthesis, circle, yellow, sky, plane, car, bunny, kitten..." |